That tiny little finger shoved to the sky above a shifting sea of
lemming fur identified The Angry Lemming, streaming a cloud
of expletives as it dutifully followed the crowd over the cliffs edge.
Well, I don't see how you could have gotten so far off the beaten path as to arrive here.
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took " off through the underbrush screaming my discontent...
If you came here to read The Angry Lemming here is the list of what we have or have links to;
- This is what we recomend you read.
- D.C. Moon and His Atomic Supermen is what you should be listening to.
- Mr. Cranky is who you should ask about that new release.
- For the curious there is Phreaknic.
- In case you couldn't figure out what makes The Angry Lemming so Angry, here is The Rant.
If you think you have something to add to this site or something to say feel free to write
us at theangrylemming@theangrylemming.org . Things we are likely to accept include;
If you want to send in that extended scream you wrote during that first 12 hours of mescaline burn in, by all means, send it to us and we will put it here.
...our impulses are being redirected. We are living in an artificially induced state of consciousness that resembles sleep.. ...the movement was begun eight months ago by a small group of scientists who discovered, quite by accident, these signals being sent through tele... ...the poor and the underclass are growing. Racial justice and human rights are nonexistent. They have created a repressive society and we are their unwitting accomplices... ...their intention to rule rests with the annihilation of consciousness. We have been lulled into a trance. They have made us indifferent, to ourselves, to others, we are focused only on our own gain. We ha... ...please understand, they are safe as long as they are not discovered. That is their primary method of survival. Keep us asleep, keep us selfish, keep us sedated... ...they are dismantling the sleeping middle class. More and more people are becoming poor. We are their cattle. We are being bred for slavery. The revolu... ...we cannot break their signal, our transmitter is not powerful enough. The signal must be shut off at the source. We have.
...John Carpenter's "They Live"
"If one synchronized swimmer drowns..."
"Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?"
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
"Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?"
"Two days without a human rights violation."
"The beatings will continue until moral improves."
"Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of."
"Black holes; Where God divides by zero."
"I'm gonna drink till I reboot!" Bender
"Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often"
If you just want to write to us to complain about us or to tell us off or to threaten us, don't. We are angry enough already and don't need your petty, amature attempts to make us any angrier. If you just want to make us so angry we explode you are mean and spiteful and fucking irresponsible, how do you think others will look with The Angry Lemming spattered all over them?
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