Ok, Today I am mad as hell and although I am just gonna suck it up,
eat my burger out of its Styrofoam container and sit with my butt
higher than my head as I try to sprout alien pods using the fertilizer
that I see on my TV I still think that the 1st Amendment gives me the
right to bitch about it and this is where I plan to do it.

If you are easily offended, well then, FUCK OFF!!!

Friday, March 28th 2003

There is a reason they call themselves the "right" wing.

Below is a list of the previously posted (or maybe not posted) editions of The Rant that you might have missed.

• As You Wish. 2/10/2003 - The Angry Lemming
• Finally, email I can reply to! 10/20/2002 - The Angry Lemming
• There, But For The Grace Of God, Go I. 9/23/2002 - The Angry Lemming
• I Love the Smell of a Good Rant in the Morning! 9/1/2002 - nox
• Users Tech Support Regulations! 8/16/2002 - The Angry Lemming
• And no watching TV with Grandma 7/15/2002 - The Angry Lemming
• The Right to Leave it to Beaver 7/15/2002 - Anonymous
• Let "God" Take Care of the 9th Circuit Court 7/3/2002 - The Angry Lemming
• What is Wrong With The Internet? 6/12/2002 - The Angry Lemming
• Who Are You? 6/6/2002 - The Angry Lemming
• The Golden Rule. 5/23/2002 - Kwren
• The Winning Ticket. 5/20/2002 - Mother Mary
• Close But No Cigar. 5/18/2002 - The Angry Lemming
• A Daughter's Love. 5/16/2002 - Kwren
• Can We Do Testing On The Placenta Of Born Again Christians? 5/16/2002 - The Angry Lemming
• A Mothers Love 5/9/2002 - OurSelf
• Again With the Support Calls 5/8/2002 - The Angry Lemming
• I Know What I Want! 5/3/2002 - The Angry Lemming
• Grimm Lied! 5/3/2002 - OurSelf
• Your Never Too Young! 5/2/2002 - The Angry Lemming
• I Got Your Programming Right Here! 5/1/2002 - The Angry Lemming
• The Angry Lemming Does Dallas, era, Tech Support 4/30/2002 - The Angry Lemming